Cauterize? No Thanks, Crystallize.

With my crystal fascination, you'd think nothing would surprise me anymore. But European designer Fabien Seibert is hawking 3-pack and 10-pack Swarovski crystal studded band-aids for 10 and 27 Euros, respectively.



Yes, you heard right, band-aids. I'm going to go and try this out with my hotfix crystals now...

How To Get Into Jessica Alba's Pants!

Easy. Buy the privilege on eBay!

The stars are blinging jeans for charity. J & Company will auction the crystal-studded jeans on eBay (eBay ID: blingyourblues) starting August 28th.

My favorite? Alicia Keys and her keyboard jeans. I think she could have made one little improvement: if the keyboard were below the knee, she could cross her legs and air play.



Here's the list of celebrities and when their jeans come up for auction. Get 'em on eBay while you can, if you can afford it!

August 28 CHARLIZE THERON ALICIA KEYS MENA SUVARI JOHN MELLENCAMP ADRIAN GRENIER BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD HOWARD DOROUGH September 3 JESSICA ALBA SHARON STONE THE CAST OF THE OC CHRIS KNIGHT ADRIANNE CURRY BEVERLY MITCHELL SLIGHTLY STOOPID (BAND) KRISTIN CAVALLARI September 8 NIA VARDALOS SUMMER BALTZER EVA LONGORIA TONY PARKER KRISTEN BELL JEREMY JACKSON FISHBONE (BAND) DENNIS RODMAN

September 13 CHRISTINA MILIAN BEN AFFLECK JON TENNEY JENNIFER GARNER JOSE REYES (N.Y. METS) BRANDE RODERICK MARCIA CROSS BACK STREET BOYS September 18 SOPHIA BUSH JONATHAN SILVERMAN/JENNIFER FINNIGAN KIRSTEN DUNST SETH GABEL BOBBY ABREU (N.Y. YANKEES) KELLY RIPA

Sing with Bling

You knew it had to happen, right? A company called CrystalRoc will start to show off their crystal-studded high-end audio products in October, for end-of-year availability. Take a look at this turntable:



What will they bling next?

Source: Gadget Candy.